VIRAL VIDEO:
A guy in the U.K. took a retired racehorse named Shamrock out for a ride earlier this month, and it TOOK OFF on him. He had a GoPro on, and just the sound of him freaking out is pretty funny. He ended up falling off, but he’s okay.
DUMB VOCABULARY:
DIRTY-SPARTAN
DEF: Yell “THIS IS SPARTA” during sex, then you kick your partner outta bed.
EX: Amy wasn’t very happy when I did the dirty-spartan the other night.