BENNY BREAKS A WORLD RECORD!! The Plan-B Morning Show Diaries 04/14/17

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VIRAL VIDEO:

Nature…you cray cray!!  It’s horse vs. gator in this latest wild encounter caught on tape in Florida.  My favorite part is the lady that say “just leave him alone” and is all distressed and feels bad for the gator.  Lady, that gator wouldn’t think twice about having you or that horse for lunch.  She seems like the kind of lady that thinks nature is all sunshine and rainbows and all the animals live in beautiful harmony.  Tell ya what snowflake, go to youtube and search “alligator attacks” and you won’t be worried about no damn gator ever again.

HEADLINES with JAY THE 80’S ROCK GUY:

DUMB VOCABULARY:

PORNADO

DEF:  When a bunch of porn pop-up ads attack your computer & freeze it.

EX:  Oh no, I’m stuck in a pornado!