VIRAL VIDEO:
Do you want bird flu? Cause that’s how you get bird flu….
A woman in Scotland found a dead pigeon on the street, and tried to revive it by doing CPR and blowing into its mouth. The pigeon was VERY dead though. The head flop at the end makes it all worth it…
Meanwhile in Glasgow… #pigeonCPR pic.twitter.com/0zkUNguwwR
— Charlotte (@Charlismyname) April 18, 2017
DUMB VOCABULARY:
STONER BONER
DEF: Getting excited about smoking weed.
EX: Duuuude! It’s 4/20! I got a stoner boner!