VIRAL VIDEO:
A mountain biker in Slovakia got charged by a massive BEAR recently, and the video’s been trending this week. Luckily it couldn’t catch up with him while he was riding by and ran back into the woods.
Does a bear shit in the woods? I don’t know…but I do know I would if this happened to me…so…
DUMB VOCABULARY:
DUSTY-PECKER
DEF: What a man gets when he hasn’t gotten laid in awhile.
EX: Benny’s got a bad case of dusty-pecker.
