VIRAL VIDEO:
A competitive eater set a “Guinness World Record” by chugging a bottle of maple syrup in 10.84 seconds. It demolished the previous record of 26 seconds.
All I can think of is the opening the diner scene in Super Troopers
DUMB VOCABULARY:
BONER-JOCKEY
DEF: A woman with loose morals ie A slutty chick.
EX: By now, you all know that Amy is a total boner-jockey
