Yelp For Peeple, Because Your Grudges Must Be Shared With The World!

The REAL Yelp wasn't shady enough so NOW, there's going to be a Yelp for PEOPLE, and it's CALLED Peeple, because it's creators are both evil AND uncreative. Now anybody with your phone number can publicly post a review of you. You'll get a text of the review, and if you don't like it, you have 24 hours to convince them to change it before the review goes public. Did somebody say bullying and blackmail? There's an app for that!

There's no way to opt out of being reviewed on the site, which means, unless your friends have an afternoon free to compose and publically declare a list of all the things that are wonderful about you, this is pretty much going to be a website where every person you've every had bad blood with can tell the world about it.

Let's all just agree now that anybody using this thing to post anything OTHER than kind musings, is automatically a jerkface telling only one half of the story.