
DUMB VOCABULARY:
TURD-SCRAPERS
DEF: Toilet paper, used to wipe ur butt.
EX: Hey Al, we’re outta turd-scrapers! Pick some up today!
VIRAL VIDEO:
A bassist plays a medley of Red Hot Chili Peppers songs . . . but instead of a pick, he uses an actual red hot chili pepper. Chili Pepper Inception!